True or False. The falling satellite that's going to crash into Earth is now being controlled by Jesus Christ?

What do you think about this??True or False. The falling satellite that's going to crash into Earth is now being controlled by Jesus Christ?
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i amTrue or False. The falling satellite that's going to crash into Earth is now being controlled by Jesus Christ?
yes you do control the satellites
But Jesus can be foiled only by David Hyde Pierce and a device for generative integers uniformly at random between 1 and 20!
If True, then get down on your knees and repent of your evil ways now.


If False, then bend over and kiss your backside good-bye.
Yes, in the ultimate sense, of course. But not in some special unusual way, only in the sense that He controls everything.
Wtf are you on.?
Yeah.





He really works for NASA.
Oh My God... ITS TRUE!!!!!!





HEY GRAVITY IS ONLY A T-H-E-O-R-Y!! (lol...)





Caps Lock is cruise control for AWESOME.
Ah thats gravity and human idiocity.
Are you saying that there may be something to the ';Sky Daddy'; moniker?
True, but it will not crash into earth for another 200 years because Jesus can't figure out how to use it.
I'll say ';true'; because I do believe in God and His control over everything.
false!
Creationism proves there is no satellite. I learned it in Sunday School. Atheists, ruled by Satan, say there's a satellite just to test our faith.
False!!!.. I think its his dad thats doing the controling!!